This incredible SpongeBob spoof of the ‘1917’ trailer is everything we never knew we needed

The internet, as has been said, remains undefeated.

This statement has seldom been more true than now, when YouTube user “Carnage-Boy” decided to bless the world with a SpongeBob SquarePants rendition of the harrowing trailer to Oscar-winner Sam Mendes’ stunning World War I film, “1917.”

“The awesome 1917 trailer finally has its SpongeBob redux,” the video’s synopsis reads.

“A remix of one of the best 2019 trailers which brings a decisive answer to the question no one ever asked: what if Sam Mendes’ latest badass movie was set in Bikini Bottom instead of Pas-de-Calais? Patrick Star and SpongeBob have to save Gary from a suicide mission, all with style.”

It’s the most intense action the Krusty Krab culinary connoisseur has ever endured and without a doubt the best way to start the weekend off on the right foot — or drill foot, if that’s your thing.

Words can’t do it justice. Enjoy.

More From Observation Post

Chinese Jody hit with jail time after stealing military spouse

A Chinese man was sentenced to 10 months in prison for ruining the marriage of a People’s Liberation Army soldier.

ChatGPT-val: Sailor claims AI helped write annual performance eval

A Reddit user claiming to be a sailor said ChatGPT helped to complete the dreaded annual performance evaluation.

Passenger absolved of in-flight bomb hoax that prompted F-18 response

The passenger, then 18, alleged the bomb threat was a joke.

Chinese Army defector claims air force cooked meals using missile fuel

A former Chinese military member says troops were forced to use missile fuel to cook dinner.

Edge-of-your-seat movies troops should watch for in 2024

These nine thrilling films are at the top of our 2024 must-see list.

Please return LT’s Humvee. This is no longer funny. Stop.

A satirical imagining of events after an M1165A1 Humvee was (really) stolen from Fort Liberty’s Mott Lake training area between Nov. 7 and Nov. 8.

In Other News

Will the Supreme Court’s GI Bill ruling mean more money for vets?

A major veterans education benefits ruling by the Supreme Court this week could have far-reaching effects for millions of students.

Air Guard changes in Alaska could affect national security, rescue ops

Staffing changes in the Alaska Air National Guard may hurt the organization's ability to secure America's western airspace and carry out rescue operations.

Cannon pediatric cancer study finds higher rate of rare brain tumors

Children affiliated with Cannon Air Force Base were diagnosed with a rare brain cancer at a higher rate than kids elsewhere, a new study found.

Internet subsidy used by millions of vets, troops set to expire in May

A federal program that helps troops and veterans pay for home internet access will run out of funding next month without congressional action.

‘The flak can’t always miss. Somebody’s gotta’ die’

An excerpt from 'I Will Tell No War Stories' by Howard Mansfield.